Larg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful cobra.

Larg created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larg, it will turn you into a puffin.

Larg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never jump in holy places.