Cisslunlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional dragon.

Cisslunlit created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisslunlit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cisslunlit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cisslunlit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cisslunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Always help sick foxes.