Gepgidrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented frog.

Gepgidrig created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgidrig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepgidrig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gepgidrig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gepgidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Gepgidrig nine times a day.