Rantafwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud whale.

Rantafwig created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantafwig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rantafwig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rantafwig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rantafwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to geese while wearing magenta tights.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not take Rantafwig's name in vain.