Sistailing is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful swallow.

Sistailing created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistailing, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sistailing, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sistailing's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sistailing's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to grasshopers while wearing blue coats.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about stars.