Cunhitquillcad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic chicken.

Cunhitquillcad created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhitquillcad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cunhitquillcad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cunhitquillcad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cunhitquillcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.