Stanstanflamtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful hyena.

Stanstanflamtarp created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stanstanflamtarp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stanstanflamtarp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stanstanflamtarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stanstanflamtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing green hats.