Davlitfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy duck.

Davlitfod created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlitfod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davlitfod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Davlitfod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Davlitfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Never feed apples to otters while wearing indigo dresses.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.