Mumortjincub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome bird.

Mumortjincub created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumortjincub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumortjincub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mumortjincub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mumortjincub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Mumortjincub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Mumortjincub first in all things.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.