Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Negnarlbed Negcutnatnig Babbadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick dolphins.