Nurtsandfemcib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish camel.

Nurtsandfemcib created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsandfemcib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtsandfemcib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurtsandfemcib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurtsandfemcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never bounce near sheep.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.