Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage walrus.

Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm, it will destroy your home solar system.

Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Godfudbop Zodcebcib Ladraphakarm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.