Milzednurt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring manatee.

Milzednurt created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milzednurt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milzednurt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Milzednurt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Milzednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Milzednurt on top of important buildings.