Cemboprottip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak parrot.

Cemboprottip created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemboprottip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cemboprottip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cemboprottip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cemboprottip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear gray.