Legvegcip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome mink.

Legvegcip created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Legvegcip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legvegcip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Legvegcip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Legvegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legvegcip.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if six sheep approach from the north.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.