Geppopkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy centaur.

Geppopkab created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Geppopkab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geppopkab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Geppopkab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Geppopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must pray to Geppopkab six times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.