Narjipmut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish parrot.

Narjipmut created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narjipmut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narjipmut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Narjipmut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narjipmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Narjipmut loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Narjipmut.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Always help sick voles.