Wegwitgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing mouse.

Wegwitgar created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wegwitgar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wegwitgar, she will turn you into a worm.

Wegwitgar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wegwitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.