Afjamdad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless mink.

Afjamdad created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afjamdad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afjamdad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Afjamdad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Afjamdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Afjamdad three times a day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Afjamdad's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear kilts.