Donvagyog Gomnutthap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing deer.

Donvagyog Gomnutthap created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Donvagyog Gomnutthap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donvagyog Gomnutthap, he will ignore you.

Donvagyog Gomnutthap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Donvagyog Gomnutthap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never wear blue shirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donvagyog Gomnutthap.