Rullvegvog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring gnu.

Rullvegvog created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvegvog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullvegvog, it will come to you in dreams.

Rullvegvog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rullvegvog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Rullvegvog on top of important buildings.

5. Always help snakes in need.