Weglaktal is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Weglaktal created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglaktal, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weglaktal, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Weglaktal's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Weglaktal's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry voles.