Bemfadnur Watnardog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent raccoon.

Bemfadnur Watnardog created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemfadnur Watnardog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemfadnur Watnardog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bemfadnur Watnardog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bemfadnur Watnardog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three hamsters approach from the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.