Wotwithun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy snake.

Wotwithun created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotwithun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotwithun, she will strike you with lightening.

Wotwithun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wotwithun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Wotwithun.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. You must pray to Wotwithun five times a day.

5. Always obey Wotwithun's priests.