Bissbaststan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody wasp.

Bissbaststan created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbaststan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bissbaststan, it will turn you into a mole.

Bissbaststan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bissbaststan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight sharks approach from the west.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Put Bissbaststan first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.