Rotdadwap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome lion.

Rotdadwap created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdadwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rotdadwap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rotdadwap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rotdadwap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.