Fudcunwan Lipweedon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind fish.

Fudcunwan Lipweedon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcunwan Lipweedon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudcunwan Lipweedon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudcunwan Lipweedon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fudcunwan Lipweedon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

2. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.