Stragnigbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident penguin.

Stragnigbell created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnigbell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragnigbell, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stragnigbell's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stragnigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not sit in public.