Bumbunnul is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic swallow.

Bumbunnul created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbunnul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumbunnul, he will destroy your home planet.

Bumbunnul's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bumbunnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Bumbunnul on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Bumbunnul must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help moths.

5. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.