Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing fox.

Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Panmotdud Gennilpom Fetmabtalwabsit.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.