Fenlenvad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty toad.

Fenlenvad created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlenvad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fenlenvad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fenlenvad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fenlenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.