Popgodtom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome dryad.

Popgodtom created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Popgodtom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popgodtom, she will ignore you.

Popgodtom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Popgodtom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.