Hangunken is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome fox.

Hangunken created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hangunken, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hangunken, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hangunken's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hangunken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.