Dussjancet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak troll.

Dussjancet created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussjancet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussjancet, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dussjancet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dussjancet's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussjancet.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Put Dussjancet first in all things.