Poppidguplad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil lion.

Poppidguplad created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppidguplad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Poppidguplad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Poppidguplad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Poppidguplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.