Himbellamdadgemhig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful centipede.

Himbellamdadgemhig created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbellamdadgemhig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Himbellamdadgemhig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Himbellamdadgemhig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Himbellamdadgemhig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Do not stand on grass.