Nakkimbom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage frog.

Nakkimbom created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakkimbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nakkimbom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nakkimbom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nakkimbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakkimbom.

5. Put Nakkimbom first in all things.