Jadraghin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy cat.

Jadraghin created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadraghin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadraghin, it will turn you into a duck.

Jadraghin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jadraghin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.