Gongetbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic beaver.

Gongetbog created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gongetbog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gongetbog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gongetbog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gongetbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never feed aubergines to swans while wearing red stockings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gongetbog.