Jarnrullop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind eagle.

Jarnrullop created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrullop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jarnrullop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jarnrullop's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jarnrullop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jarnrullop.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not sit in public.