Komgovgodnak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish pig.

Komgovgodnak created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Komgovgodnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komgovgodnak, it will manifest in front of you.

Komgovgodnak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Komgovgodnak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Komgovgodnak nine times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Do not shave your feet.