Jarnligflam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying finch.

Jarnligflam created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnligflam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jarnligflam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jarnligflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jarnligflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.