Futhimbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited owl.

Futhimbaf created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futhimbaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Futhimbaf, she will think nothing of it.

Futhimbaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Futhimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.