Nulbedtom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful chicken.

Nulbedtom created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbedtom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulbedtom, he will turn you into a duck.

Nulbedtom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nulbedtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away if five tortoises approach from the west.

5. Fast once a month.