Tanfligrip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident tapir.

Tanfligrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfligrip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tanfligrip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tanfligrip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tanfligrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about amino acids.