Bissmatlit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring wolf.

Bissmatlit created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissmatlit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissmatlit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bissmatlit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bissmatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear cyan shirts.