Wonbunran is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, duplicitous pig.

Wonbunran created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbunran, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonbunran, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wonbunran's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wonbunran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.