Botgofmil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating faun.

Botgofmil created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Botgofmil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botgofmil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Botgofmil's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Botgofmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Botgofmil's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.