Komtagfunmil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying dove.

Komtagfunmil created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtagfunmil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komtagfunmil, he will destroy your favourite star.

Komtagfunmil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Komtagfunmil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Komtagfunmil nine times a day.