Fobzogfob is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent hydra.

Fobzogfob created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobzogfob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobzogfob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fobzogfob's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fobzogfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.